{"id":1509,"date":"2024-04-22T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-22T12:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2024-06-28T20:32:51","modified_gmt":"2024-06-28T20:32:51","slug":"erev-passover-pickup-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/these-are-humans\/erev-passover-pickup-line\/\u2019","title":{"rendered":"Erev Passover Pickup Line"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>&#8220;Hey, is your tush Chametz? Because it&#8217;s on fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Try it on your girlfriend or wife!<\/p>\n<p> Satisfaction* guaranteed!<\/p>\n<p> (If you don&#8217;t understand this joke, ask your Rabbi. But apologize before &#8230; and after.)<\/p>\n<p> Chag Kasher v&#8217;Sameach. Happy Passover.<\/p>\n<p> Love, Ari *Not hers or yours.<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, is your tush Chametz? Because it&#8217;s on fire.&#8221; Try it on your girlfriend or wife! Satisfaction* guaranteed! (If you don&#8217;t understand this joke, ask your Rabbi. But apologize before &#8230; and after.) Chag Kasher v&#8217;Sameach. Happy Passover. Love, Ari *Not hers or yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15730],"tags":[13794,15545,15542,15546,13917,15544],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-these-are-humans","tag-ari","tag-chag","tag-chametz","tag-kasher","tag-rabbi","tag-satisfaction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7904,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions\/7904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariteman.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}