Tag: Christian

  • The man who named Bat Man

    I wonder if the guy who named “Big Bird” is the same guy who named “Bat Man”. I bet he used to tell his wife how difficult work was. Probably while drunk. “You don’t understand. You think anyone can just come up with a character name? Years ago they called me in, ‘It’s a man…

  • Muslim Mike Chooses Life

    “Everyone leaves prison with a million-dollar plan,” says Muslim Mike, as he’s affectionately known. “My plan is to be comfortable, have a steady job, a roof over my head, and a fridge brimming. Let the money chase me.” Mike, 6’2 with a physique that speaks to discipline, works in food service and talks about ingredients…

  • Chanukah in Prison

    In prison, seeing a flame is rare. Tonight, dozens of them adorned folding tables near the glass front doors of the chapel, colorful wax candles stuck in ubiquitous tin Chanukah Menorahs, lit by Jewish men from Israel, Germany, Latin America, the United States, and Florida. Some men sat and stared at the fire for a…

  • The 85 year-old little boy in prison

    “What were your parents like?” I ask Doc. Asking an 85-year-old man about his parents starts your brain doing math. They’ve have been born over 105 years ago… “My mom, and I know everybody says this, but my mom really was the hardest-working, sweetest woman that ever walked God’s Earth. Raised four boys without a…

  • Zionist Pimps, Trannys, and Party Promoters

    Shavua Tov from the Glass House. It’s Saturday Night and the guys are in their teal plastic chairs glued to the TVs, discussing loudly if any of the Miss Universe contestants are a tranny, which must be awkward for the resident tranny, who has a southern hick vibe, and is sitting on the stairs braiding…