Tag: Tov

  • Shavua Tov & Happy Chanukah!!! Home soon!

    Shavua Tov and Happy 3rd Night of Chanukah to all who celebrate. To those who celebrate “Hanukkah” or “Hanukah”, there is still time to repent. This Shabbat another guy stepped in to take half the Torah reading, which felt great because I also got news Friday that **my relocation request was approved**, so there will…

  • Judaism through new eyes

    Shavua Tov. This was a laid-back Shabbat with some nice highlights. “Bek” (Dennis Gogel), the German soldier who discovered he’s Jewish in prison, attended Friday night services and got his first Aliyah to the Torah (being called up to the Torah) this morning. I was leining (reading the Torah), and it was super nice to…

  • Zionist Pimps, Trannys, and Party Promoters

    Shavua Tov from the Glass House. It’s Saturday Night and the guys are in their teal plastic chairs glued to the TVs, discussing loudly if any of the Miss Universe contestants are a tranny, which must be awkward for the resident tranny, who has a southern hick vibe, and is sitting on the stairs braiding…

  • Bar Mitzvah #2 – Weekend Update

    This week I leined (read for the congregation) the Torah portion of Lech Lecha, the third Torah portion, where Abraham leaves his father’s land and heads to what becomes Israel. This was, I learned after, the first time the Jews at FCI Miami have had a Minyan (10 Jewish men) and read from the Torah…