Back in the 90s, if folks wanted to be entertained they had to call a phone number to hear which movies were playing in theaters. Now they just set fire to Minneapolis.
People used to think it was good to discriminate based on race, now they think it’s very good.
Men used to call women “toots” in professional environments. Now, women have leadership roles up to CEO, even, and they are called by their titles, such as “sugartits.”
People used to pay for things with cash. Now they steal.
It used to be the only lesbian allowed in the military was the haircuts.
Slavery used to be legal. Now prisons pay the elderly black men who clean the mess hall $14/month!
Muslims and Jews used to fight constantly in the Middle East. Now they take a few days off to regroup.
Saudi Arabia now allows women to drive, which will be exciting when they let them leave the house!
– Ari p.s. “Sugartits” isn’t in Trulincs’ spell check, but “toots” is! How do you like that, honeybuns?
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